My daughter, Drama Diva, informs me that I am "soooo uncool!"
My offense? I wrote "Oh my goodness" instead of "OMG" in my last post.
Horrors! I hope the cool police don't find out.
Quite honestly, I've been working for years to get the "cool" out of my system. Been there, done that. And I didn't like it.
To save my children from being too cool, my goal as a mother is to raise a houseful of nerds. Nerds don't get into trouble. They do their homework, come home long before curfew, and they don't date.
If my children grow up to wear pocket protectors, own glasses taped up in the middle, snort when they laugh, and walk around with toilet paper stuck to bottom of their shoe, I will consider myself a great success.
Shhh, don't tell Drama Diva!