Friday, September 26, 2008
Bush, the Economy, and Military Rule
According to the boiler repairman who was at my house today, President Bush suggested the recent bailout plan in order to give the economy the one last push it needs to collapse. Then, when chaos breaks out, rioting in the streets, looting, and the such, Bush will declare military rule, refuse to step down, and place himself in the position of dictator. This is the most interesting conspiracy theory from the boiler man in a while.