Super Boy: Did Christian leave for college already today?
Me: Yes, honey he did.
SB: I miss him a lot. A whole lot.
Me: He'll be home in 4 hours.
SB: Oh no! That's such a long time.
How will SB ever be able to handle it when his big brother goes away to college for months at a time! I guess I better start looking for a good shrink now.